When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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