Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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