Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it's like iHOP with fire
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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