I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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