He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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