I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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