do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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