Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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