Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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