I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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