wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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