Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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