My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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