I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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