How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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