and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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