i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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