Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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