party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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