If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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