Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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