i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
should my penis look like a turkey
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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