$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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