I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
