he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I love having hate sex.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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