Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
