I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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