we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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