i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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