Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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