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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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