Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.