Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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