Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm gonna have a badass scar
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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