I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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