I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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