You're my little dorito
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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