Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Your topless pictures make me question reality
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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