Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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