its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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