Me. At least after what I've been through.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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