i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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