so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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