none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"