I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I need a burrito and a hug.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.