we're chasing vodka with high fives
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere