There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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