Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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