During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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