Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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