I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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