ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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