I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England