Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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