Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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