I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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