Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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