This girl is more easily done than said...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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